decemberly

so this is going to be my december 1st post

because i was obviously too lazy to update thursday night

here is my excuse:

thursday night was the christmas parade

i guess i could blame my lack for posting on the chilly weather huh?

the parade was dope

especially the sonic boom band

i love the sound of an old beat up college drum

it reminds me of aerosmiths song "living on the edge" where they feature the sound of a bass drum tyler stole from his high school

four loud beats are heard from that drum in a pause between the final verse

and chorus

the sound just makes your heart pound right along with the boom

i want to play the drums so bad i cant stand it

after the parade me and garrett got a bite to eat at popeyes

needless to say we beat the crowd

everyone else went straight to waffle house just as i had guessed they would

we ate our chicken while a guy behind us serinaded us by humming and singing along to sara bareilles' love song on the radio

"head under water.... hm hmm hm hmm.."

and i am so not good at containing myself in funny situations

bless me

i just can't believe we are in the month of december already

& im not at all ready

it still seems like we haven't had thanksgiving yet

what the world!?

its all dope

christmas is the bomb

and im so excited because garretts christmas present came in the other day

i know i seem overly excited

well i am

im not good at picking out "men gifts" at all

i never have been

im a girl

men are manly so it makes things difficult

and usually if you do see manly light bulbs blinking

they already have that idea

or ten others

so what do you do?

here babe, you want a pocket knife?

how about a socket wrench

flashlight?

mens cologne?

oh i know

the classic wallet!

oh, you got that the last two christmas's?

of course you did, bless your heart!

..and they say women are complicated..

..so 1 gift down-many to go..

its all dope

i have been trying to convince garrett that i need car lashes for my jeep for christmas

but he says no

he just looked at me like "are you out of your mind??" when i explained what they were

but the car lashes could potentially take away from my bad azz tude while driving

hmm?

last night we decided a christmas tree would fit in the jeep liberty

and it did

i personally thought it would look funnier on top of the jeep

but why bother when it rode just as great inside the jeep

splendid

so how is your first days of christmas starting out? are you broke already too? i know sucks right?



badass on a banshee

first of all

it has been a minute since my last post

here is what you missed:

thanksgiving

and it was wonderful and i hope that yours was as well

dressing, turkey, garretts aunt kathys (amazingly yummy) honey ham, and desserts galore
family

it was nice
did i black friday?
jello no!
although i did venture out on some online black friday savings!
i was not about to be dragged out of walmart with a towel wrapped around my neck!

holidays make me excited

especially our next big, big holiday coming up....

christmas

i finally got garretts christmas present ordered and it will be here any day now!

im so excited because i have a feeling he is going to really really love it
it is something he needs
i just hope it does the trick

of course, i can't share with you all because im not sure how much he actually reads my blog posts

i mean, im sure he creeps me

he loves me why wouldn't he?

i would creep me

moving on..

i got my hair cut
(will post pictures later)
and tricked garrett into thinking i cut it this short

it actually looks like it would be very cute, but i just can't cut my nappy hair

so today was dopier than dope

wiggins sand dunes/racing with my love was the plan

i heard the clock at 5:45

hit the shower..

we grabbed the boogie

which is my gps

its a magellan

 why didn't i name it majello?

...and headed out with the crew

rain rain rain was in the forecast of course

but we didn't get too wet
although we (the girls) did get stuck on a monster of all sandhill in the rhino
three damsels in distress
where did our men go?
over the hill
boocockie
luckily there were four handy men there to wrench us down
they just happened to be a racing team abbreviated
(C.R.A.P.)
cactus racing and performance, that is
and they are posting pictures on their facebook page
how embarrasing right?
i think they enjoyed saving three women a little too much

but it could have been a bad deal
but it wasn't
kuddos to the crappers


so to the race hill we go

there was alot of competition..

but

garrett won first place

i wasn't suprised though

how much did he win you ask?

oh, a t-shirt

he calls it his 90 dollar t-shirt

since they all had to pay so much to race

he is such a badass on that banshee

he loves it

& i love him