something has to give

i don't mean to be a whiner

but

..i have a pimple..

im almost an old lady and im still fighting acne

it's true

if you saw it you would probably thinking nothing of it

you may would not even notice the huge mass or shall i say tumor that i seem to only see

but it's there and it will NOT go away

it's amazing how a pimple will bring you down

i know what your thinking

"just pop it"

but this little buddy is beyond popable

so in an effort to somehow kick my zits booty

i decided i would google some ways to speed up the process

and so this is what i have come up with so far...

1.  apply toothpaste ( not the gel kind ) on your pimple

before you go to bed, it should reduce swelling overnight

im not sure about this one, i honestly can't help but

see myself covered in toothpaste and i do mean all in my hair!

2. place strawberry leaves on the acne, the alkalinity helps to reduce the swelling.

who does this??

3. massage the face with the skin of lemon before washing with lukewarm water

4. crush a couple of garlic gloves and dab on the face 1-2 times a day

i thought the lemon was insane, this is against my hygiene!

5. apply ripe tomatoes pulp on acne for one hour, then wash

why waste a perfectly good tomato?

... but fyi

im not genius enough to attempt them

so lucky for my pores

i will be making a trip to town tomorrow

to find something that will probably be completely useless

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