i flip like a pickle

"..im a lucky guy to have a woman that

cares and loves me the way you do.."

me and garrett honestly rarely feud about anything major

it's always minor silly things

..like how i flip fried dill pickles in the grease..

see, so silly, right?

we make-up easily though and usually end up laughing at ourselves

life is too short to fight;

time is love

and that be the bible of the blues

the other night me and garrett decided to attempt to improve

our fried dill pickle recipe

this time, they were going to be spicy slap you in yo' face fried dill pickles

they were good

but they did not reach our high expectations

they were lacking that "jackie chan kick"

we must have used half a bottle of cajun seasoning

i don't understand

& im still searching for a better recipe

but in the meantime, let me finish..

garrett is sweet as sugar

and i love him to pieces

but when he bosses me in the kitchen

..i flip like a pickle..

he meant well and he was only trying to help bless his sweet heart

and i love him for that

he now quotes:

" i will never tell you how to flip a pickle ever again"

and

" i will stay out of the kitchen"

: )

now i get tickled when i think of pickles

i love that man

im going to marry him