Monday, December 12, 2011

grilled cheese giggle fits

you will always have that friend that makes you feel like your in high school again
its almost like your inner child ties your adulthood up away in your old locker for the day
just for a brief moment of grilled cheese giggle fits
well today was one of those grilled cheese days
thats what i like to call them anyway
its the only way i can really express verbally how fun it is i guess

i was one of the dorks that read all of the twilight saga books way before the movies ever came into being
so naturally it didn't take very long for me to grow old of the "the big fad"
and i like to huff & puff about how ridiculous people make the whole vampire and werewolves
out to be the greatest thing since the spice girls
but secretly i think the movies are pretty amazing myself
so sssh...
don't tell!
i wouldn't want it to ruin my stone wall i have built from the beautiful nonsense

i just recently watched new moon in my attempt to catch up with the world i suppose
i figured i might as well keep running
so i called up that loyal friend of mine and we made our way to see
breaking dawn part 1
i was stoked
we bought a medium bag of only the greasiest popcorn ever
and two five-dollar cokes
im pretty sure i called the coke orgasmic
yikes
its funny because i don't think i even ate that much popcorn
yet she ate almost the whole bag and almost chewed her straw away to timbuktu
two hours away from her smokes nearly killed her apetite
its true
and it did
after the movie it was waffle house bound
she wasn't hungry as you probably guessed
so she settled for a cup of coffee with too much sugar
and i on the other hand, treated myself to one chocolate chip waffle and a forgetaful order of hashbrowns (covered)
forgetaful in the fact that my order was almost forgotten
 its hard to eat when a creepy guy who resembles stevo from jackass is reading your mind though
like i said
im just not very good at containing myself in funny situations


& i also like to think that i am pretty clever too
i have quirky ways of distracting myself
for an example:
making a paper mustache from the straw wrapper
indulge in what you have been given
maybe he wasn't reading my mind afterall?

grilled cheese moments always have a way of bringing your age back into perspective
on the ride home we conversated about how the moon looked like a big cheese puff ball
and how we have surpassed all of the "upcoming cool ages"
we were so cool when we finally got our driver licenses at sixteen
we felt independent when we reached the big eighteen
and now that we are twenty -one everything that we thought would be so dope
isn't as dope and we thought it would ultimately feel
so here we are
we are at the end of our happy rope
that is what we had decided
its all down hill from here
we had already foretold our life 8 to 10 years from now in as little as a ten minute drive
how depressing of us?
she took a long drag from her cig on that one
you betcha'
i felt like i had too just from the second hand smoke i had inhaled from the hard fact
but i opposed the thought
"bring on thirty because i will be thirty and flirty" i said
we will not let fine lines and wrinkles take away our grilled cheese giggle fits
no sir
we will never grow up
we have many more grilled cheese days to come
i love the fact that pat benatars "love is a battlefield" chims into my mind all of the sudden
i am such a kid









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