so i bought my cat a fleece jacket

so here i am

in my favorite pair of baggy boy pants and a cup of hot chocolate in my hand

extra mini mallows

oh, and my cat

who for whatever reason seems to like eating my rubberbands

cats are weird

and they will lick anything

jovi would eat a booger if the opportunity arose

and apparently it isn't normal to buy your cat clothes?

but what is so normal about buying your dog clothes?
i don't see the difference, myself

checkout lady: aww.. what kind of dog do you have?

me: .. i have a cat
[insert awkward blank stare here]

usually i tend to lie and say things like, "oh, i have toy yorkshapoo"

but is that even a dog?

so maybe my cat isn't as cool as the cat with twenty-three toes
 but she does rock a fleece jacket