if it was a bird, i could shoot it!

last night i didn't fall asleep until 3:30 a.m.! and because of that i was extremely grouchy today. wanna know why i didn't sleep good? well, i'll tell you.


im lying in bed and i hear chirp, chirp, chirp.. except it was more like this.. chirrrrrrrppppp pause chirrrrrrrrrrrrp pause... on and on and on!

wtw! i can even hear it now! i couldn't figure out if it was a cricket chirping or my fan, so i get up and turn my fan off.

silence.


ah! that must be it! problem solved? not quite!


so i get back into bed, this time.. chirrrrrrrrrrrp pause chirrrrrrp and it's even louder now! and the chirping noise sounds like its right next to me!


freak out omgah spasm, out the bed i go, as if it were a gigantic snake sleeping next to me.


wtw!? lights on.. no cricket. back to bed.


and here it comes again, so i stick my finger in my ear just to make sure it's not coming from my head! go on, laugh it up!


nope!


i can't figure it out, it's enough to give you an earache though thats for sure!


so anyway, i woke up this morning and jovi is meeowing like she's in desperate pain. well, she must be stuck in the attic again, better go get her! negative. she is stuck in a tree! a cat, my cat, is stuck in a freaking tree! she finally made it down the tree after i talked her through it! poor titty!


after lunch i drove my bobby (my mother) to jackson since she "can't drive in jackson" to hit up the hobby lobby. (i call her my bobby). and it's not that she "can't", because she really could, but she doesn't like the traffic, as i do. to drive in jackson, you pretty much have to pretend your a nascar driver, you gotta keep up because if you don't.. someone's gonna smash yo azz if ya don't push the gaz!


and really it's best that she doesn't, because her bp couldn't handle it.. she would end up in cardiac arrest im pretty sure!


bless it!


hobby lobby is amazing. they have four whole isles devoted to just scrapbooking! i was like, whooooaa duuuude. even though i don't scrapbook and never plan to. scrapbooking is for douches.


 jk, but really i just don't have the time, nor patience to sit there and cut out little shapes with scissors that are disfuctional and have crazy cuttin' blades. and glue thingymabobs to paper that i will end up wasting, and then you have a huge micro paper cutting mess all over the floor and in your hair, i just can't do it. it's just not for me!


i can hear the chirping already from just that..


but what i do love about hobby lobby, is the home decor' isles! i love the ironwork isle, the mirror isle, the lamp isle, the picture frame isle and especially.. the photograph isles! i found this painting there today and it caught my attention, i really love it. i get it. it's called: dance me to the end of love by jack vettriano. it may not strike your fancy like it did me, but i think it's lovely..

and since you know now that im a sucker for quirky books, i bought a book for one dollar and it's called: the book of love by monica sheehan. it's a simple, little book about love. all the different kinds of love you can experience like, blind love and it has a picture of a hand drawn actual "blind" heart walking towards what is a cliff. get it? or finding love, with two hand drawn lovers looking for "love" with two flashlights! it is absolutely precious! and it was only a dollar!

here it is if your interested :)

see the most heart warming things you can buy in this world today don't even have to cost that much! : )