my silly little tid bit

the beatles are THE BEATLES. and if you have a love for their beautiful sound like me, then you have a love for john lennon as well. as you know, i love reading autobiographies, well i found a little book written by paul mccartney and yoko ono devoted to john lennon. and in this little book are quirky, funny collections of stories, poems and drawings by lennon. i found this particular story quite amusing.

john and yoko in paris

the fat growth on eric hearble

one fat morning eric hearble wake up with an abnorman fat growth a bombly on his head. 'oh crumb,' said eric hearble, who was a very, very suprised. anyway he carried on as norman for why should he worried? all of suddy he heard a small little voice calling him by name, 'eric... eric hearble' it seemed to say though i couldn't say for sure.

that night the very same voice spoke saying 'eric, i am a growth on your very head, help me, eric'.

soon eric became very attached to his fat growth friend.

'call me scab,' the voice said and he was.

'call me eric,' eric said naturly as he could. from then on you never saw eric without the big fat scab growth on his head. and that's why eric hearble lost his job teaching spastics to dance.

'were not having a cripple teaching our lads,' said headmaster.